In other words, I'm a pregnant, chain-smoking 13 year old.
I decided that feathered hair and blue eyeshadow would be appropriate. I couldn't find a garishly 70s shirt, so I just wore a vintage-looking t-shirt that's big enough to accomodate my belly. Unfortunately, my belly in these pictures is lumpy; it's just a balled-up sheet to test out the feel of my costume. During my performance, which I will have pictures of, it'll look real. ;)
^ I thought this one was appropriate because I look like a fucking whore. ;)